aquabreeze:

meipiehchi:

abl

baconowltimelordflamespond:

ask-femgermania:

yellowmodelchiiick:

A tiger mother lost her cubs from premature labour. Shortly after she became depressed and her health declined, and she was diagnosed with depression. So they wrapped up piglets in tiger cloth, and gave them to the tiger. The tiger now loves these pigs and treats them like her babies.

I HAD TO… i felt forced.

OH MY GOD THE FEELS ARE UNREAL

pigs in blankets.

JFKLDSJFSdj/dkjsggflks;’fkdlfsddsdf

Sigh.

gundamdick:

thepioden:

hair-old-styles:

harrystyies:

What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?

My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually

Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on fire

very very slowly.

Yeah, tons of it. All over the place. Against the walls. All around the halls. Every time we hug. In the shop. In the library. In front of everyone. And ESPECIALLY BEHIND THE FUCKING WINNEBAGO.

wankbankofamerica:

reasons i tend to not talk

• people always interrupt me to tell another story because apparently my story isn’t good enough for their ears
• i sound like an idiot who just learned to talk two hours ago
• people seem disinterested in what i’m saying
• i hate my voice
• i have something really mean to say
• i hate you
• i repeat because this happens a lot: people interrupt me and never let me finish and i feel really shitty about myself because no one seems to want to listen to me

a-misguided-walrus:

This was on Pinterest. Tim Burton style Adventure Time! <3

paintingyourwing:

giantspacefetus:

get in, no time to explain

what’s with all these math problems coming to life

lunartes:

please don’t hold me responsible for anything i said or did from the years 2006-2010

sylviaplth:

the fact that kids feel physically ill and have mental breakdowns at the very idea of going to school should be a clue to some people that maybe something isnt fucking right

supernaturallychallenged:

I think what i’m most excited about in Finding Dory is what happened to these guys

louderdecibelle:

koizumim:

really though

if breasts, butts and legs are so distracting to men, to the point they cant function

why arent they that distracting to lesbians

and at that point

why isnt the penis bulge and legs not distracting enough to gay men to warrant men being put under the same dress codes

#spoilers: its because its bullshit